So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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