Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?