Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.