You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?