sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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