have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I need a hoe opinion
go on
as a side note pls kill me
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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