Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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