My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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