small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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