He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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