i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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