People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I forget how to act sober
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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