I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You're like the curious george of whores
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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