The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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