I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He better not be in your backpack
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Randomize
