He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
