im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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