he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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