the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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