i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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