elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Last time i carry you out of a forest
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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