her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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