Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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