It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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