....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I still have a little drunk in my system
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
