I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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