I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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