You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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