just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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