yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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