we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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