at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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