That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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