She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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