We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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