All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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