Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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