why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
This girl is more easily done than said...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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