her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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