that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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