I am puke
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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