it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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