i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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