Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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