after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
birth control should be required to get into college
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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