I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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