glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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