I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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