well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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