Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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