My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
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Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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