So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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