Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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