forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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