so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I'm too high and old for this...
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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