ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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