Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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